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Look for our newly designed golf grass in your local area soon. With the help of scientist we have made grass that
will revolutionize the golfing industry. Here is a description of the new grass from its creator our very own Carl
Spackler:
"It is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia.
The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the
bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff."